Milf Ramblings

  • I think over time this job has made me more aware of the way it really is.

  • I wonder if we had a different president if politics would be any less confusing.

  • Prince was probably the first black man I was attracted to.

  • Men come and go. Men tell me their secrets. I wonder if it’s true.

  • Being an only child has come in handy more than once.

  • I’ve been thinking about baking some bread.

  • I once had a lawyer give me counterfeit money.

  • Cherish your days and the people who stand beside you.

  • My cat Lula is one of those rare cats you wind up in a relationship with.

  • I think the river changes my mood in ways I’m not aware of.

  • I prefer “prostitute” to “provider.”

  • Some people who move to New Orleans don’t really get it or they’d stop trying to change it.

  • To be graceful is to put others first.

  • Confidence always breaks the ice.

  • I once met Michael McDonald on Poydras Street. He was just as I thought he’d be.

  • You don’t have to impress me. Just be polite.

  • I feel a deep connection to this town. I have to catch my breath sometimes.

  • The first time I had Bananas Foster I was ten years old. As the waiter at Brennan’s made it in front of me I instantly felt rich.

I’m that friendly orange tabby in the neighborhood.  Everybody can pet her.

I’m that friendly orange tabby in the neighborhood. Everybody can pet her.