Gifts are for my time and companionship. When you arrive please place gift on the table to your right. Please do not ask me about gifts. Have your ducks in order and know what you need to do before you walk into the door. The answers you seek are listed below.
At my place...
Half Hour - 150
One Hour - 200
Ninety Minutes - 300
Two Hours - 400
"Get Happy" Therapeutic Body Rub
One Hour - 125 "At my place"
*Massage table and shower are available with body rubs "at my place."
*"At your place" massage is the same donation as an "At your place" visit. However, I cannot bring my table. It weighs a lot. :)
"Snuggle Bunny" Session
*Yep. That's right. I offer cuddling because sometimes all you really need is a "totally platonic" hug.
30 minutes - 25
45 minutes - 50
"Dinner and a show"
I offer a few options for the gentlemen looking for a great conversation and a couple of drinks or dinner before we or after we "get down to it." Need a wedding date? Going to a 30 year class reunion? I'm the perfect accompaniment to any event or special gathering. Looking for a great tour guide? I can show you many interesting sides of New Orleans. There's more to this town than getting sloshed on Bourbon Street. I have a great sense of humor and can talk for hours on just about any subject except physics. In fact, I believe I dropped physics in college. Hmmm...
2 hours - 400
4 hours - 600
6 hours - 800
At your place...
One hour - 300 (add 100 for each additional hour)
*Massage is 300 "at your place."
On the road...
*I will travel to other parishes for an extra 50 petunias after I have gotten proper verification from you, i.e. I.D., work verification, social network profile and provider references if you have them. Provider references are your best form of verification, by the way.
****Overnight visits are only offered to gentlemen I have seen at least once before.
*A phone call is required. I do not see gentlemen I have not talked to on the telephone. It's okay to text initially, but I do not discuss anything other than logistics and I do not like endless texts. Also, I do not need a picture of "Mr. Friendly." Get it? Good. My time is valuable. Please do not waste my time. It's beneath us both. That block feature on my phone has been used more than once thanks to the geeks at Apple.
One more thing. I have sensitive skin. I ask that you do not wear cologne or after shave for our meeting.